9. Drink Wine!

First off lets name the elephant in the room...graphic design on this item is sub par at best but it's the thought that counts...right? This classic father-son shot plays homege to "Big L" the man who was responsible for pulling off the very first April fools prank. Without his fake RCMP voice 17 years ago we might not be here today. This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for keeping your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get "thirsty".

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.